1.16.2009

Oops, I Crapped My Pants

(click pic for hi-res)

For those of you who are not up to date on this story, it appears that at a tailgate for the BCS National Championship game, an AOPi from the University of Florida ... weeeelll:
Received via third-hand email: "My friend saw this girl squatting near his tailgate for the [national championship] game [Thursday] night and thought she was just pissing until she stood up and came over to talk to them. That's when they noticed..." [ed. note: doody]
For reasons of common decency, Georgia Sports Blog later took down the pictures, which were printed in redacted format at Every Day Should Be Saturday and Deadspin (wow, this girl's life is toast). Fortunately, this blog suffers from no such constraints, but we have yet to get our hands on an unedited picture (hint, hint).

Now comes the investigation. Who is she? Where are her sketchy Facebook pics? Only you, dear readers, can help. We'll get you started with the UF AOPi website. Onward!

(does a bear shit in the parking lot?)

We're pretty sure the only thing that can save this chick now is a face transplant, and she'll doubtless be getting the boot from her chapter. Regardless, the girls are going to have to suffer through years of "Alpha Omicron Pi is such a shitty sorority" jokes.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's AOPoop now

Anonymous said...

oh no, is that shit on her leg?! Even Tulane Chi O's were less horrendous. Or is that heinous?

Anonymous said...

Her name is Stephanie Smarge.

Anonymous said...

OR if you have a facebook, Stephanie Saranna! Yeah, she had to change her last name on FB so people wouldn't find her.

Anonymous said...

Come on guys, this is just shitty. Making fun of her like that, just shitty. Really shitty... bahahhahahahahahahahahh

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