Update: CWATCF Mascot Dana Jacobson: F--k Notre Dame!

It's much worse than we thought! Neeeeeeiigh!

God, we love the Grey Goose, and you ... we would ride you hard, and only put the spurs to you if you were a bad girl. Rowr!

Yes, Yes! F--k Notre Dame! And Touchdown Jesus!

ESPN First Take anchorwoman Dana Jacobson was apparently channeling our soul at last week's roast of Mike & Mike (with Charlie Weis in the audience):

Jacobson, reportedly intoxicated, was speaking at a celebrity roast in Atlantic City, N.J., when she unleashed a profane tirade, saying, "F--- Notre Dame," "F--- Touchdown Jesus" and finally "F--- Jesus."

According to SBB, Jacobson:

"made an absolute fool out of herself, swilling vodka from a Belvedere bottle, mumbling along, and cursing like a sailor as Mike & Mike rested their heads in their hands in embarrassment."

Ironic nugget of the day: Dana was strongly considered as a replacement for Don Imus in the morning.

Anyway, the response has been ugly and predictable: Bill Donahue (of Catholic League and South Park fame) whining and ESPN dropping a one-week suspension on her ass. We, however, have nothing but love for Dana, who we hereby name the Official CWATCF Mascot.

Sure, she's a little butch, has horse teeth, and spends waaaaaaaaaaay too much time with Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith, but we can get past that. We love her for her mind.

UPDATE: Thanks to reader SK for pointing out that Dana is our Barbaro. Why the long face, Dana?