How To Win With Class: Sugar Bowl Edition

41-10! Colt Brennan a quivering pile of mush! Knowshon!



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Your tears feed our soul. Thank you, and we'll be taking your coconuts now. Black jerseys, baby.

Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! National Championship!!!!!

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Oh wow. So many people to thank here: Mark "Football Jesus" Richt for getting in tough with his dark side; God, of course, who contrary to earlier posting, is apparently not dead; Pat White's pansy ass; Bobby Stoops for continuing to win games at Oklahoma, not Florida; Les Miles and his chromosome deficiency; Fatty McLardass, Tedford, and the rest of the boys; and of course, the hairy dog himself:


Oh, and Jim Tressel?

41-14.