Where You Can Go, And What You Can Do With Yourself: Dec. 5

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Gigi enjoys covering her nipples. Because as long as you do that, you're a model. NOT a pornstar, DAD!


BLOG SCHEDULE

Friday: Eat, Pray, and Get Some Lovin'
Monday: SEC Names of The Week: Dec. 10 Edition
Wednesday: Irons' Weekly Rant.

STUFF YOU SHOULD READ

"What we want them to do is present themselves as a rose to their husband with no blemishes."
Purity Balls are the hot new place to cruise for easy, non-herpes-ridden naive chicks. And to hear creepy lines like "At the next [ball], her father gave her a pearl necklace." Those wacky evangelicals!

Sherri Shepherd, the Charlie Weis of daytime talk shows.



She also thinks the world is flat. Seriously. Funny thing is, this is proof that Barbara Walters -- not Sherri Shepherd -- is the dumbest human being alive. Had The View kept Rosie, it would probably be the single greatest show in the history of television.

THINGS WE HATE (updated weekly)

1. Weather update cut-ins during football games.
2. Herbstreit. He kicked off Championship Saturday with wildly inaccurate and potentially damaging comments about LSU, and proceeded to announce one of the worst games in the history of awful announcing: "And the Pitt Steelers have the ball on WVU's 30 ..."
3. The NFL Network. Seriously, drop it already.


THINGS WE LOVE (updated weekly)

1. God raining bear-maulings on the hataz.
2. Joe Gibbs, memorializing Sean Taylor by shooting himself in the foot. RIP, Sean!
3. Charlie Weis joining the Committee for People With Intellectual Disabilities.

Where You Can Go, And What You Can Do With Yourself: Nov. 28

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BLOG SCHEDULE

Friday: Eat, Pray, and Get Some Lovin'
Monday: SEC Names of The Week: Dec. 3 Edition
Wednesday: The 11 Most Evil SEC College Football Coaches is going on hiatus. Irons explains why and who is to blame. You know who you are, and you will pay dearly.

Nothing like a hot chick in LSU colors. Here, kitty-kitty.

STUFF YOU SHOULD READ

A jury of your shitfaced peers.
So you're into the whole jury-duty thing, but you don't want to stay sober during the trial? Tennessee wants you.

Carl explains why the BCS sucks.

A visual representation of how the SEC works:

That's right Arkansas, now you'll get what's coming to you.

THINGS WE HATE (updated weekly)

1. Creationists. I want to believe.
2. Sean Taylor's death. You make over $10 million between 2004-2006 and you don't hire a security guard when someone leaves a knife on your pillow? (Also see: Things We Love #3).
3. Failed NFL coaches coming back to NCAA.

THINGS WE LOVE (updated weekly)

1. Rice's Marching Owl Band.
2. Top 25 Drinking Quotes.
3. Joe Gibbs's Cynicism in drafting LaRon Landry.

Where You Can Go, And What You Can Do With Yourself: Nov. 14

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BLOG SCHEDULE

Friday: Eat, Pray, and Get Some Lovin'
Monday: SEC Names of The Week: Nov. 19 Edition
Wednesday: The 11 Most Evil SEC College Football Coaches: #5 and #6

Yeah, we're 30 now. And no, we still haven't graduated.

STUFF YOU SHOULD READ

The ratings are in!
Who needs fall anyway? Your AC or heater must be on at all times.

Who cares if it's true?
Ditka = God.

Frank Caliendo vs. Charles Barkey
Who will win?

THINGS WE HATE (updated weekly)

She just likes the trunk.
Paris, the pink elephant in the corner isn't real.

No one cares anymore.
Apparently Herbstreit thinks that the Ohio State v. Michigan game is the greatest rivalry in all sports. Good thing no one else does.

Time to buy new lawn furniture.
But where will the Tennessee fans watch the game on Saturdays?

THINGS WE LOVE (updated weekly)

No thanks, we'll take our chances on the Bulldogs.
Well, if you were that thirsty, you would have prayed a lot harder.

Recycled condoms?
Looks great, keeps the hair nice and shiny.

Who gave Verne the bottle of scotch before halftime?
At least they cut the camera before he broke out the centipede.

What do you expect from a conference that can't count past ten?
At least they bring in their first-string officials when it counts.

Where You Can Go, And What You Can Do With Yourself: Halloween Edition

Happy Halloween, Ladies:


Each Wednesday, we'll provide you with gratuitous pictures of breasts (because that's totally original and no other blog has ever done it), links to our favorite stuff, and a rundown of posting for the next week.

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BLOG SCHEDULE

Friday: Eat, Pray, and Get Some Lovin': A Cook's Guide to the Ladies
Monday: SEC Names of The Week: Nov. 5 Edition
Wednesday: The 11 Most Evil SEC College Football Coaches: #11-9

STUFF YOU SHOULD READ

And On The Eighth Day ...

This college football TV auto-scheduler may be the single coolest thing the internets have produced since freely available naked ladies. Enter your preferences, pick your teams, and BAM, it's on your Google Calendar. You may also enjoy the accompanying Vegas spreads, Degenerate Readers.
Why We Hate Them, Pt. 1
Notre Dame will be receiving $1.3 million to not play in a BCS bowl. That figure seems a bit on the low side. Chocolate is not getting any cheaper!
Pretty Sure You Can't Say That, Pt. 1
BBC says black people are difficult to see in the dark. Suggests they smile more.
Poor Business Decisions, Pt. 1
Bolivian prostitutes protest by sewing their lips together.
No, Not Those Lips You Perverts
All you never wanted to know about botched hoo-ha surgery. Ladies, I'm sure you look perfectly normal. I mean really, not unusual or weird in any way. They're probably supposed to look exactly like that. Don't give it a second thought.

THINGS WE HATE (updated weekly)

1. Boston
2. FEMA
3. Texas
4. Buying Enron instead of Google
5. Tom Fitzmorris, New Orleans Fatass

THINGS WE LOVE (updated weekly)

1. Playing With Fire!
2. Lil' Weezy
3. Nick Saban Losing

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