Where You Can Go And What You Can Do With Yourself: Jan. 17 Edition

Sometime during the middle of each week, we'll provide you with gratuitous pictures of breasts, links to our favorite stuff, and a rundown of posting for the next week. No other blog does this, and we feel like we're filling a void.

Email us with your tips at cwatcf@gmail.com, and we'll post 'em right up.

BLOG SCHEDULE

Friday: Eat, Pray, and Get Some Lovin'
Monday: SEC Names of The Week: Jan. 21 Edition
Wednesday: A Rant, Courtesy of Irons

thanks to Mac G & SEC Poon for the pic

STUFF YOU SHOULD READ

Expect one hell of a bidding war between Huckabee and Romney over who gets to put this on the back of their campaign bus
Shockingly, HA8 JWZ is still a valid license plate in Georgia.

"He stood up, we shook hands and he said, 'You have a head coach,'" Falcons owner Arthur Blank said
We know this is REALLY late, but this may be the greatest news article of all time. Again, Bobby Petrino is an assclown. Our brothers over at Nation of Islam Sportsblog have another take.

Screw the custody hearing -- we'll just get a new one
Brit-Brit, pregnant? God willing.

THINGS WE HATE (updated weekly)

(FYI, we've been away for a while, so there's some backlog here)

1. Twenty-something NBA point guards in committed relationships. What could go wrong?
2. CWATCF, breaking news source. More reliable than the Times or the Guardian, anyway.
3. Batshit crazy Tom Cruise. We like to pretend that Maverick died with Goose.

THINGS WE LOVE (updated weekly)

1. Pollster.com
2. The moral superiority of our father's generation.
3. Ed Wade, GM in the Cardinals' division. So what if Brad Lidge is gone?
4. Andy Pettite, Supermegahypocrite.
5. Roger Clemens, Steroid User.
6. Fred Thompson's most prized possession.

Where You Can Go, And What You Can Do With Yourself: Nov. 28

Each Wednesday, we'll provide you with gratuitous pictures of breasts, links to our favorite stuff, and a rundown of posting for the next week. No other blog does this, and we feel like we're filling a void.

Email us with your tips at cwatcf@gmail.com, and we'll post 'em right up.

BLOG SCHEDULE

Friday: Eat, Pray, and Get Some Lovin'
Monday: SEC Names of The Week: Dec. 3 Edition
Wednesday: The 11 Most Evil SEC College Football Coaches is going on hiatus. Irons explains why and who is to blame. You know who you are, and you will pay dearly.

Nothing like a hot chick in LSU colors. Here, kitty-kitty.

STUFF YOU SHOULD READ

A jury of your shitfaced peers.
So you're into the whole jury-duty thing, but you don't want to stay sober during the trial? Tennessee wants you.

Carl explains why the BCS sucks.

A visual representation of how the SEC works:

That's right Arkansas, now you'll get what's coming to you.

THINGS WE HATE (updated weekly)

1. Creationists. I want to believe.
2. Sean Taylor's death. You make over $10 million between 2004-2006 and you don't hire a security guard when someone leaves a knife on your pillow? (Also see: Things We Love #3).
3. Failed NFL coaches coming back to NCAA.

THINGS WE LOVE (updated weekly)

1. Rice's Marching Owl Band.
2. Top 25 Drinking Quotes.
3. Joe Gibbs's Cynicism in drafting LaRon Landry.

Where You Can Go, And What You Can Do With Yourself: Nov. 7

Each Wednesday, Thursday (this week only), we'll provide you with gratuitous pictures of breasts, links to our favorite stuff, and a rundown of posting for the next week. No other blog does this, and we feel like we're filling a void.

Email us with your tips at cwatcf@gmail.com, and we'll post 'em right up.

BLOG SCHEDULE

Friday: Eat, Pray, and Get Some Lovin'
Monday: SEC Names of The Week: Nov. 12 Edition
Wednesday: The 11 Most Evil SEC College Football Coaches: #8-6


Anna enjoys fine wines butterflies, discussions on cognitive neuroscience, Tolstoy and the music of Stravinsky takes her clothes off for cold, hard cash.

STUFF YOU SHOULD READ

Tippity-tap-tip-tap-blowjob.
In which Big Daddy Drew explains his jealousy of Larry Craig.
Tigers Are Invisible, Well-Paid
Rundown of the latest dance craze that's sweeping the nation. There is a debate over origins: 50 Cent or Talladega Nights?
Made, Naturally, of Brass
If the reruns of all your favorite shows hadn't tipped you off, Hollywood screenwriters are currently on strike. Screenwriter's Guild member Steve Carrell has apparently called in sick, citing enlarged balls.
Speeeeeence, Man
But that's so out of character ... oh, wait, what? The Hills? LC? We have no idea what that is. No, seriously, we're not douchebags, we don't watch the show. Promise.
Battle Royale
No sports or tits here. Still the most awesome thing of the week. Underdogs, gotta love 'em.

THINGS WE HATE (updated weekly)

1. New England Patriots
2. Stewart Mandel. Is this universal?
3. Uppity valets. Bitch got what was coming to him.
4. Brad Lidge, traded outside of Albert Pujols' division.

THINGS WE LOVE (updated weekly)

1. Glavine. Tommy Glavine. Atlanta Brave, Tommy Glavine.
2. Gardner Webb.
3. Mark Mangino.
4. Keg Arcades:

Things We Love: Compiled

THINGS WE LOVE

1. Playing With Fire!
2. Lil' Weezy
3. Nick Saban Losing
4. Glavine. Tommy Glavine. Atlanta Brave, Tommy Glavine.
5. Gardner Webb.
6. Mark Mangino.
7. Keg Arcades
8. Rice's Marching Owl Band.
9. Top 25 Drinking Quotes.
10. Joe Gibbs's Cynicism in drafting LaRon Landry.
11. God raining bear-maulings on the hataz.
12. Joe Gibbs, memorializing Sean Taylor by shooting himself in the foot. RIP, Sean!
13. Charlie Weis joining the Committee for People With Intellectual Disabilities.