Schadenfreude: SEC Championship Edition

My, how we hate Phil "Bacon" Fulmer.

Our feelings are best expressed in haiku form:

won't get the fat man fired
God is clearly dead

orange douches lose
Krispy Kreme workers beware
lardass on the loose

role reversals are
ironic; LSU says
Ainge, squeal like a pig

the Knoxville night air
smells of stale powdered sugar
bacon and defeat

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