12.04.2007

So Fucking Fired (updated daily)

And we've officially entered the college football silly season, where incompetence is rewarded and delusional boosters run wild: "5-7? We are BAYLOR. We win NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS at Baylor! Get me Nick Saban!"

As a public service, we'll provide you with an up-to-date list of future life insurance salesmen:

Karl Dorrell, Ex-UCLA Bruin

Sonny Lubick, Colorado State Rams

Bill Doba, Ex-Washington State Cougar

Houston Nutt, Ex-Arkansas Razorback

Ted Roof, Ex-Duke Blue Devil

Jeff Bower, Ex-Southern Miss Golden Eagle


Chan Gailey, Ex-Georgia Tech Yellowjacket

Ed Orgeron, Ex-Ole Miss Rebel

Dennis Franchione, Ex-Texas A&M Aggie

Bill Callahan, Ex-Nebraska Cornhusker

Phil Novak, Ex-Northern Illinois Huskie

Phil Bennett, Ex-Southern Methodist University Mustang

Guy Morris, Ex-Baylor Bear


Note: Some readers have questioned our use of the term "fired." Trust us, Houston "FOIA Request" Nutt was just as fucking fired (despite what you're hearing about him being offered a raise) as Bill "Allowed 37.9 PPG" Callahan. And that's all we have to say about that.

2 comments:

bam bam said...

If there were any justice in the world Bob Toledo would be on this list.

Brady said...

You would think that having the #2 rusher in the nation would begat a record better than 4-8 (with losses to terrible teams like Army, UAB, and LSU).