And we've officially entered the college football silly season, where incompetence is rewarded and delusional boosters run wild: "5-7? We are BAYLOR. We win NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS at Baylor! Get me Nick Saban!"
As a public service, we'll provide you with an up-to-date list of future life insurance salesmen:
Karl Dorrell, Ex-UCLA Bruin
Sonny Lubick, Colorado State Rams
Bill Doba, Ex-Washington State Cougar
Houston Nutt, Ex-Arkansas Razorback
Ted Roof, Ex-Duke Blue Devil
Jeff Bower, Ex-Southern Miss Golden Eagle
Chan Gailey, Ex-Georgia Tech Yellowjacket
Ed Orgeron, Ex-Ole Miss Rebel
Dennis Franchione, Ex-Texas A&M Aggie
Bill Callahan, Ex-Nebraska Cornhusker
Phil Novak, Ex-Northern Illinois Huskie
Phil Bennett, Ex-Southern Methodist University Mustang
Guy Morris, Ex-Baylor Bear
Note: Some readers have questioned our use of the term "fired." Trust us, Houston "FOIA Request" Nutt was just as fucking fired (despite what you're hearing about him being offered a raise) as Bill "Allowed 37.9 PPG" Callahan. And that's all we have to say about that.
2 comments:
If there were any justice in the world Bob Toledo would be on this list.
You would think that having the #2 rusher in the nation would begat a record better than 4-8 (with losses to terrible teams like Army, UAB, and LSU).
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