Bill Callahan, (So Fucking Fired) Nebraska Coach, Nov. 5:
The season has gone in the opposite direction of what the coaching staff, fans and media had thought, and it has forced Callahan to seek support from higher places.
If Jesus keeps pulling shit like this, that Mormon and his craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy Golden Tablets may win the Republican nomination after all.
"I've got to count on the Lord in that respect; that's where I derive my strength from," Callahan said. "I think that's what any Christian does. You put your trust in the Lord and you go forward."