Fortunately, many of these blessed children play football in the SEC. Each week in this space, we will introduce you to two of them.
For an introduction to the SEC Football Names of the Week, go here.
SEC East Name(s) of the Week:
Today we have a double dip of dumb douchebags with nifty names.
Today we have a double dip of dumb douchebags with nifty names. Oh, god, am I sorry about that. Anyway, both of this week's nom de morons come from the ever-reliable SEC East.
Today we feature two walking errors in judgment that raise one major question: which is worse?
- Eugene "Foxy" Foxworth. Welcome to the land of poor decisions. "Eugene" is on the all-lame-name team, so there's some merit in the fact that he chose to go by a nickname. Con: Writes "Foxy" on checks.
- Court Courtney. After exhaustive research spanning several half-minutes, we've decided that this is his actual name (if not, see above). If so, it's not surprising that a player short several chromosomes plays for Tennessee. Note: If this is a given name, "Court" has not exercised his constitutional right to a name change; do not feel sorry for him. Ed note: We sincerely hope his given name is Courtney Courtney.
The only explanation is that both thought playing college football would translate to Tebow-quality poontang. Court and Foxy, meet ALCOHOL: same results, less pain.
And if you really want to score some premium pelt, learn to cook.