Bye-Bye, Milesy

Lloyd Carr Resigning

Since this news came from a blog, it must be true:

Three separate sources indicate that Carr has made his decision to retire official and people around the athletic department are being told. The formal announcement will come after the Ohio State game, possibly at the Monday press conference, possibly a day or two later.

Who will Michigan pursue? Will it be Les Miles? Urban Meyer? Or how about:

YEEEHAAAA! DENNIS FRANCHIONE! DENNIS F'ING FRANCHIONE would NEVER lose to Appalachian State! DENNIS F'ING FRANCHIONE practically bleeds blue! He named his dog Blue! His wife's nickname is Blue! DENNIS F'ING FRANCHIONE oozes Loyalty! His middle name is Loyalty! His favorite color is Loyalty Blue!

Oh, and he won at TCU, which means he will definitely win at Michigan. And never lose to Appalachian State.

CWATCF emphatically endorses Dennis Franchione for the Michigan Football head coaching job. Assuming, of course, that Charlie Weis is unavailable.

UPDATE: Before assessing the credibility of this claim, you might want to remember our last foray into hard news.

UPDATE II: We were so right, and like 6 days early. Suck it ESPN. Consider yourself scooped.